Lukas
Germany · Couple · August 2025
“If you want to book accommodation for your enemy, then here”
The staff was nice. And secure parking.
If you've always dreamed of staying in your own organic waste - congratulations, you're in the right place! Upon opening the room door, a scent hit us that is hard to describe - a masterful composition of damp cellar, mushroom colony, and neglected stalactite cave. Without a breathing mask, sleep was out of the question - we seriously wondered if there was a corpse walled up somewhere in the wall. The 'window' was non-existent - probably out of consideration for our lungs. Daylight would probably only offend the fluffy mold ceiling on the wall. The 'blanket' was a towel-sized textile fragment that had probably seen better decades. It wasn't quite clear if it was meant as a blanket, a doormat, or an archaeological find. The bathroom? A humiliating farce. No sink, no toilet paper, no chance to feel like a human being. It seemed as if someone had just held a hose in a cell and then called the whole thing a 'bathroom'. Three stars? This accommodation doesn't deserve any. Not even dust. The only stars I saw were the ones in front of my eyes as I tried to breathe in this air. This accommodation is not a disgrace - it's a warning. Conclusion: If you want to book accommodation for your enemy, then here. For everyone else: Run. Just run. But the innkeeper was super nice!